My talents are many and varied but unfortunately do not include the ability to park a car.
I just get out and abandon my when I reach my destination.
I am slightly better with my little Nissan than I was with my tank of a Honda, but not much.
Imagine my beloveds hysterical laughter when I arrived at work after it had snowed to find that the lines marking the spaces were not visible (I was the first person to arrive).
I took a blind guess parked up & went to my office, well bugger me, when the snow melted, not only was my car equidistant from the lines, the car was perfectly straight!
Wednesday, 4 February 2015
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It would appear that dos's law works in your favour!
(Reverse dos.)
That is so funny! If it was me when the snow went I would probably be parked on top of a kerb or something.
That's so funny!
One of my new years resolutions is to learn to park. I've been driving for 26 years.
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