My talents are many and varied but unfortunately do not include the ability to park a car.
I just get out and abandon my when I reach my destination.
I am slightly better with my little Nissan than I was with my tank of a Honda, but not much.
Imagine my beloveds hysterical laughter when I arrived at work after it had snowed to find that the lines marking the spaces were not visible (I was the first person to arrive).
I took a blind guess parked up & went to my office, well bugger me, when the snow melted, not only was my car equidistant from the lines, the car was perfectly straight!