Could I find it? Could I feck!
We have a wet cupboard where we keep out coats, it's just by the back door.
My cagoule should be in there, in fact my cagoule probably is in there but it is totally buried.
So I got piddling wet through going to my car.
You may remember that when I decluttered ready to move on to the boat I discovered that CHS had 17 winter coats and jackets.
I donated ten to our local homeless charity, this was sometime last summer.
It seems that in the interim CHS has acquired yet more winter coats, there are 12 of the buggers in the wet cupboard and not one of them is mine.
So I got piddling wet through walking to the car, when I mentioned this to CHS he suggested I use an umbrella.
Unfortunately as I was carrying my hand bag, my lunch, the rubbish to put in the skip and the keys to get out the marina I didn't have a free hand to carry an umbrella and even if I did it is also buried in the wet cupboard UNDER HIS 12 COATS!!