Saturday, 14 March 2015

Flowers

There was a knock on the door earlier, I answered it to find a firefighter on my doorstep, he was carrying flowers and a box of chocolates.
My next door neighbour nearly wet herself, 'Oooh my favourite fantasy' she gushed.
My poor son just looked embarrassed. 
'Happy mothers day for tomorrow' he said.

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