Friday, 31 July 2015

Group sex

I took the car to the hand car wash this morning, lazy I know but it's only £5 and they do a great job.
I do find it a bit like group sex though, I'm surrounded by a lot of strange men, all shouting excitedly & I keep getting buffeted from side to side by the force of their hoses!

6 comments:

Tracey said...

I love this! Thank you for the giggle :-)

jill said...

Hah!
I shall never look at a freshly washed vehicle jn quite the same way ever again...

Marlene jones said...

Great post, I will have a good laugh when I next have my car done

Rambler said...

I used to take my car along to where a couple of Polish gentlemen did a thorough job of washing, rinsing, drying and waxing my car - all for £7. For an extra £2 they would valet the interior as well - a monumental task as my big hairy dog leaves plenty of fluff, sand, mud and hair behind.
However, when I changed my car for a Berlingo, the price went up to £12 for the exterior wash, etc. (The vehicle is taller than my previous car, but it's actually not any more difficult to clean.) So now I go to a self-wash, where I deposit £1 coins in the machine and for £3 I can wash & wax the whole car. Bargain!

Anonymous said...

I wash my own car because it is a waste of time to sit there while they wash my car, if I am there I might as well wash it as I am doing nothing else.

Hard up Hester said...

I'm short & lazy, I cannot reach the top of my car and as my works carpark is full of trees there is often bird crap on top of the car & it needs a real scrub to get it off.