Thursday, 31 October 2013
Lost weight, need a Brazilian
Being far too tight to buy new hold-ups when I already have loads means I have come across a problem. The extra large hold-ups I bought to go round my fat thighs are now considerably longer when fitted round my less fat thighs. This means they now reach my bush, which is growing in direct proportion to the speed with which the hair on my head disappearing. The combination of extra long hold-ups and extra long bush means that a tangle occurs that can, at times, suddenly turn a confident walk into a crouching shuffle. Because of this problem I have decided a home made Brazilian is the only way to go!