Sunday, 3 May 2015

Misheard lyrics & online porn

DGD Eileen stayed over Friday night, she kept singing a little song, I though the words were Marry me Mary, turns out it was Bury Me, otherwise known as The Kill by Thirty Seconds To Mars. Whatever happened to Twinkle Twinkle Little Star!

My first husband became addicted to online porn, it was the beginning of our breakup.
My L&M also loves porn, tool porn, usually he gets his fix in B&Q, but the traffic is a nightmare over the Bank Holidays, so he has settled for on line porn & is watching boat porn on you tube. Much as I love him I'm getting tired of being called in again and again to admire the size of someones boat or the speed with which some people can 'park' their boat in a small space only slightly bigger than the boat it's self, me I have trouble parking my very small car!

3 comments:

Lyssa Medana said...

One word - Lakeland. My name is Sybil and I am addicted to kitchen porn.

Hard up Hester said...

I share your addiction there.

kate steeper said...

I have a scooter porn addict. The only way hed run away is if he saw Vespa tattooed on a bottom amd followed it