We went to a family BBQ this afternoon for one of my L&M's nephews. I was very well behaved and only about one in ten of the remarks that I wanted to make crossed my lips!
BIL has yet another girlfriend, ye gods & little fishes, where does he find them! The last one claimed to be a professional gambler and crystal therapist (or should that be pissed? Yes, frequently!)
The family don't like this one, they say she is a heavy drinker and she encourages BIL to drink. Personally I've never noticed him needing any encouragement!
This one is a beautician, all I can say is that she's no bloody advert for her treatments, one guest thought the girlfriend was older than me whereas she's 15 years younger than me.