At work today:-
No porridge as they had run out of bowls.
No milk for tea as there was an argument over whose responsibility it was to put the jug out (this is the tea that cost just over £1 a cup).
No food as there was no way of paying for it as the payment machine was down.
No toilet paper as the cleaner who replaces empty rolls is on holiday.
No network, no idea why.
No print facility as there is no network.