Friday, 10 October 2014

Wrong planet

This morning I had one of those conversations where I wondered what planet this person was from, it went like this.
'Is that your car parked in the front row of the car park?'
Me 'Yes it is'
'How come you always manage to get a good parking space?'
Me 'Because I get here at 7:30'
'Well I can't get up in the morning, so I don't get here to 8:30'
Me 'Oh I see'
'I think the people who get to work early should have to park in the muddy spaces, so those of us who arrive late can have some of the good parking spaces'
WTF, why should I wade across a muddy field just because she can't drag her sorry arse out of bed!

4 comments:

Jeanne Walker said...

She must be an only child!!

Frugal Queen said...

you work with some total oxygen robbers!

The Saver Of Suburbia said...

The early bird gets the worm and the parking space!

Hard up Hester said...

JW, I've no idea she's in her mid 50's.
SOS, that was the gist of my reply to her complaint.
FQ, no insult intended but I think it's something to do with working in education. We have Teachers with a capital T, teachers with a small t (I always think you are this sort & this is a compliment, lol) & then we have support staff & I'm amazed by how daft some of them are.