I owe my L&M an unreserved apology, how could I possibly accuse him of having 17 coats.
Of course he hasn't got 17 coats.
A) There is 21, not 17!
B) They aren't all coats, some are jackets and some are fleeces!
Allegedly that makes all the difference!
After a period of consultation he now has one coat and 5 fleeces, that's alright then.
The rest are being donated to a local homeless charity where people can go to shower, get a hot meal, a hair cut and a change of clothes.
He has also sorted out his shoes and some clothes.
He has numerous pairs of shoes that are uncomfortable to wear, investigation proves these shoes to be either size 7.5 or size 8.
When measured my beloved actually takes a size 8.5 wide fitting, no wonder his shoes are all uncomfortable.