My legs now go in a straight line down from knees to my ankles.
My ankles are now the same diameter as my calves.
Never mind, they will go down over night I expect, they usually do.
I'm collecting the last few books I missed yesterday and I've packed up 2 or 3 boxes of yarn and knitting needles to drop off tomorrow.
I have so much yarn I have phoned a couple of other local care homes, I will be playing the wool fairy for a few days!
So thanks to 50 and counting and Lyssa for their suggestions about my yarn mountain.
My next question is, does anyone know where I could donate some garden tools to?