It was not to be, I'd only been out there for 5 minutes when the peace was shattered.
Firstly by shouting, screaming and foul language, then the cacophony was added to by barking dogs.
Before long I heard the familiar noise of a police siren.
I gave up and came inside!
It was the usual suspects the two mad lesbians and their two fat dogs, or is it two fat lesbians and two mad dogs.
The descriptions it either way, they are well known to the police and as their fight always involve weapons, knives etc. the police tend to arrive pretty smartly.
I think the local police probably have it marked on a calendar somewhere.
Something along the lines of 'Last weekend of every 2nd month there will be a punch up at this address'.
Oh well, it may have spoilt my afternoon relaxation, but at least we weren't woken in the middle of the night this time.