Eileen and I were walking round the marina today we were going to throw some rubbish in the skip.
Eileen pointed to one of cars in the car park and said 'that lady is screaming help'.
We walked over to the car, she had been locked in it for an hour and it was hot and sunny.
I tried the doors but they were locked.
'Can you find my husband, he's on a boat, he has the key's.
She didn't know the name of the boat but I recognised her husband from her description.
I ran to find him and he released her from the car.
He had the central locking remote in his pocket and must have pressed it by accident, locking her in.
She came to our boat for a cool drink to recover.
We exchanged names and phone numbers, so she can come over to our boat if she's here again.
After she left Eileen asked what the ladies name was and I told her Wendy.
She then asked what Wendy's husband's name was.
Captain Hot Stuff said 'Mud!'