or are you just pleased to see me.
I walked back into the bedroom as my L&M got up and dressed this morning.
He yanked up his boxers and gave me the opportunity to say this immortal line.
When I dried the washing I hadn't realised that there was a stray sock tangled up in my L&M's boxers, hence the impressive bulge I was commenting on.
My L&M isn't at his best today, he was awake during the night with a high temperature & joint pains, he just looked at me blankly as I pointed to his codpiece.
Eventually I walked over, put my hand in & dragged out the offending sock, he barely flinched, I told you he wasn't feeling well.
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