Really get on my tits!
I mentioned in an online conversation that I'd had a glass of orange juice with my breakfast.
Someone immediately leapt in to the conversation to tell me I should be eating a whole orange and not be drinking juice. She followed this with a long and involved explanation of why she was correct and I was stupid for drinking orange juice.
I immediately left the conversation, I'm not at my best in the morning and really couldn't be bothered to get into an argument especially with someone who was so far up her own arris.
Yes, I'm sure a fresh orange would be better than juice but since
A) the local shop didn't have any oranges.
B) the nearest shop that sells oranges is about 3 miles away.
C) there is no bus to this shop.
D) I don't drive.
E) mind your own fecking business, I didn't ask for advice so butt out and stop ramming your perfect life down my throat.
And breathe!
6 comments:
Your last response would have been sufficient :) That individual would have loved that yesterday my breakfast consisted of a mug of coffee and a creme egg. Some people have nothing better to do. X
You should have told them where to stick the orange!
Good for you ! You can eat or drink what the hell you want !
Next time say you had a Terrys choclate orange. OJ is better than no Vit C. Got to love keyboard warriors
Totally agree with you. She’s a Fill in the blank!
Well done you👏🏻. Jan
Post a Comment