Monday, 6 October 2014

Bollocks

Well I've heard people talking bollocks many times, but yesterday I heard the biggest load of bollocks ever.
Someone asked hubby if he'd still given up smoking, he has & it's been a few years now, the same person then asked another person if they'd ever thought of giving up smoking as cigarettes are so expensive now, this was their reply.

'I don't need to give up because every 6 weeks I go somewhere nice, Berlin or Lisbon or Paris for the weekend, I buy enough cigarettes to last me 6 weeks & I save enough on tax to pay for my trip. So really I get my cigarettes for free.'

4 comments:

Eeek said...

There are some utter fools in this world.

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saraband said...

A bit like the nameless supermarket that promises to "save you money every day"!

Linda Metcalf said...

And the costs of medical and life from the various cancers? I quit 28 years ago and am now watching my sister fight cancer of the lungs and brain.....nuf said.

It's not a secret.

Y'day while Steve was out with his friend Bob, Betty phoned and asked if I'd like to go and get the cheap vegetables from the nearby...