No he isn't mine, he belongs to next door.
They are expecting visitors today and Eric is socially inept.
He has a large vocabulary of swear words that are totally inappropriate for the ears of the visitors.
I'm made of sterner stuff, he won't say anything I haven't heard or said myself.
Tuesday, 26 March 2019
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Handsome chap indeed. Have to chuckle over his social skills though!
Every home should gave one, he could say the stuff we want to but don't! Tx
I used to have an African Grey who’s formative years were spent in a Regimental Sergeant Major’s office. His language was blistering.
My Great-great Aunt ran a boarding hose in Portsmouth. In her parlour, sat this great big cage with a large African Grey Parrot. Charlie had been confiscated from a sailor for none payment of rent. His Language was very salty and when ever Auntie had visitors, he had to be covered up. He was a case though, when his cover was on, he used to sit there saying things like " Charlie's been naughty" or "I is a naughty boy" but his party piece was to wait until the Vicar came and this voice would ask "More tea Vicar?" sounding just like Aunty. I never met Charlie, but my dad always said he sounded like Golumn in the Lord of the Rings Films.
A handsome chap. I hope he's well behaved for you!
My good friends parrot perfectly mimicked the annoying sound from the microwave when the timer went off.
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