Tuesday, 26 March 2019

Meet Eric

No he isn't mine, he belongs to next door.

They are expecting visitors today and Eric is socially inept.

He has a large vocabulary of swear words that are totally inappropriate for the ears of the visitors.

I'm made of sterner stuff, he won't say anything I haven't heard or said myself.




8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Handsome chap indeed. Have to chuckle over his social skills though!

Frugal in Essex said...

Every home should gave one, he could say the stuff we want to but don't! Tx

Wanda said...

I used to have an African Grey who’s formative years were spent in a Regimental Sergeant Major’s office. His language was blistering.

Kim @ Him, Him Me said...

My Great-great Aunt ran a boarding hose in Portsmouth. In her parlour, sat this great big cage with a large African Grey Parrot. Charlie had been confiscated from a sailor for none payment of rent. His Language was very salty and when ever Auntie had visitors, he had to be covered up. He was a case though, when his cover was on, he used to sit there saying things like " Charlie's been naughty" or "I is a naughty boy" but his party piece was to wait until the Vicar came and this voice would ask "More tea Vicar?" sounding just like Aunty. I never met Charlie, but my dad always said he sounded like Golumn in the Lord of the Rings Films.

Lyssa Medana said...

A handsome chap. I hope he's well behaved for you!

Sue said...

My good friends parrot perfectly mimicked the annoying sound from the microwave when the timer went off.

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