Wot, no dressmaking?

I've not been able to get on with my sewing, I have been offered a new sewing table, my current one is/was very narrow and had a very rough, damaged top. I gratefully accepted the new one & even though I knew I wouldn't be receiving it until 6th September, when my SIL did a tip run for us last Sunday he took my old table along with the other rubbish. I realised that this would leave me tableless, but the alternative meant having both tables for the foreseeable future & there isn't room in the spare room for two tables. 
Normally this wouldn't be a problem & I'd set my sewing machine up on the kitchen table, but of course the kitchen is currently 'Foraging Central' and is awash with maslin pans, kilner jars and suchlike.

Today I made 4 x 4 portion apple & blackberry crumbles.