I was later arriving at my slimming world meeting, I started to apologise & someone chimed in with 'No point giving excuses, we've heard them all before'. They thought I was making excuses for not having lost any weight.
I bet you haven't heard this one I retorted.
'Sorry I'm late, I was making a tightrope & safety net for a unicorn'
Everybody laughed, I went on to explain that I had my very imaginative 7 year old granddaughter staying over.
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Why would it need a safety net?
Unicons can fly!....at least mine could...
Sounds like you and the grandchildren give each other such a lot of joy.
Every one needs a safety net!
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