Wednesday, 12 August 2015

Heard it all before

I was later arriving at my slimming world meeting, I started to apologise & someone chimed in with 'No point giving excuses, we've heard them all before'. They thought I was making excuses for not having lost any weight.
I bet you haven't heard this one I retorted.
'Sorry I'm late, I was making a tightrope & safety net for a unicorn'
Everybody laughed, I went on to explain that I had my very imaginative 7 year old granddaughter staying over.

2 comments:

jill said...

Why would it need a safety net?
Unicons can fly!....at least mine could...
Sounds like you and the grandchildren give each other such a lot of joy.

Poppypatchwork said...

Every one needs a safety net!

The button tin.

This week has been quiet so far, no Autumn group as the heat meant to boat trip was cancelled.  Beano is only having very short walks ear!y ...