Wednesday 16 June 2021

What day is it?

Well I don't know about where you are but here it's been Twaterday!

We had a hire boater shouting at the five boats travelling towards him that they were on the wrong side of the canal, they weren't, he was!

Someone moored on the water point for the entire day, didn't need water and then complained about people running hoses too near his boat.

A woman fell off her boat and couldn't get out of the water, there were seven people on the bank. Three ran about like headless chickens, I shan't say which organisation they were with but they should have known better. One tried to pull her out with bungee cords, two got their phones out to film her and one, the hero of the hour, stepped forward, squatted down, took her hands and stood up slowly allowing her to climb out.

Someone came up to the boat and wittered on for ages about basic 101 dog psychology and how all dogs understand and like him. Meanwhile Beano was growling menacingly!

3 comments:

sweet blondie blue eyes said...

So you moved to the boat, but you still seem to have the same experiences you did in the house. You made me laugh this morning. I hope that you get your car problems sorted sooner, it must be very difficult when you are constantly moving as you do in the summer. Pity you cannot tow the car behind you on a raft........no forget that, its full of accidents waiting to happen!!

Carol Caldwell said...

Your day sounds like a comedy farce. If nothing else it gives your readers a laugh. I too hope you can get the car sorted as soon as possible. Never a dull moment for you.

crafty cat corner said...

Sounds like quite a day, at least it wasn't boring. lol
riony
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