Captain Hot Stuff doesn't snore whereas I snore like a watchdog, nor does he thrash around awake or asleep.
What he does do however is talk, in fact he has a tendency to ask questions and if I get the answer wrong he wakes up with a start.
When he was roofing he would ask how many tile bundles were needed, I soon learned that the best answer was either 7 or 9. These being the most likely amount needed for the size project he worked on after his accident
Before his accident he did industrial roofing, but I didn't know him then.
When he was doing building work the questions were more varied but I could usually provide an appropriate answer.
A few days ago he announced at 3am that I should be getting a tax rebate and wanted to know if I was going to apply for it. I agreed that I would and he slept on peacefully.
The other thing he does in his sleep is attempt to play Hide the Sausage. I know he is asleep because his approach is different when he's awake.
The only problem with this is that if he does find somewhere to hide it he immediately wakes up, apologises, turns over and goes back to sleep!
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Oh Hester your life with CHS is never dull. That did make me chuckle. X
My sisters and I used to share a room as kids - they used to talk to each other in their sleep - it was the weirdest thing! Of course neither of them remembered a thing in the morning.
Apparently I giggle a lot - must have great dreams - just wish I could remember them!
Need more information about "Hide the Sausage". Sounds like a sophomoric parlour game!
Hide the Sausage ,I remember that game...lol ...now we have inappropriate sausage a new game he plays at the strangest times , i find him talking to it , basically because he has no control of its appearance and cant do anything with it once it appears ... he gets a huff on when i suggest Whack a Mole might help
Ouch, whack a mole, even the thought brings teas to my eyes.
Tears are rolling down my cheeks. Thanks for the laughs "Ladies".
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