I would like to apologise to anyone who was in the supermarket car park this morning and was treated to the sight of a strange chap yelling in to his phone.
He started be yelling that he'd forgotten his bags, he continued by shouting "Blip it, blip it, blip it, you're not listening to me blip it"
Dear reader, I was listening to him, I was blipping it!
In other words I was unlocking the car from across the car park where I was walking Beano.
Still, I forgive him, he bought me sea bass, I love sea bass.
Tuesday, 5 May 2020
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Funny...they can be forgiven anything with sea bass. I am fan of fish too.
I would blip it for sea bass any day.
Sounds familiar, does he have a long lost yank brother?
Ooooh, sea bass, with fennel butter drizzled over, absolute bliss!
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