I was walking Beano this morning at about 8 o'clock when he decided to do a poo right beside a neighbouring boat.
Like the responsible dog owner I am, I got out a poo bag and bent down to pick it up.
As I did so someone on the boat opened their curtains, and there I was bent over with my nose about a foot from their bedroom window.
No doubt my picture will be all over Facebook soon with a caption warning people about a geriatric female peeping Tom on the Kennet & Avon.
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