Sunday, 15 November 2020

I was being polite

When I used the phrase bride's nighty, I was being polite, I nearly put whore's drawers.

Amazon has six Philippa Gregory ebooks reduced to 99p each so I've just had a spending spree.


It's still raining on and off, Beano and I are doing the dog walk hokey cokey, in and out between showers.

My dgd asked me to crochet her a gingerbread man, I've made a start but it currently looks more like a misshapen penis than anything else. I'm hoping that adding the arms and face will improve it's looks.




4 comments:

justjill said...

I think it will be fine!

Frugal in Essex said...

You have made me laugh out loud, thank you. X

Chris said...

That's hilarious! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face, Hester.

kate steeper said...

well thats made a boring Monday morning hilarious

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